Stop in for a cup of coffee

So, I've been trying to schedule a procedure since I saw my primary doctor in November. They said they would call me and they never did. After I checked with my doctor's office again they told me I had to call the appointment number. Which I did at the end of November. They told me they would have somebody call me back. They never did. As most of you know I'm going back to Vietnam at the end of January. So I need to get this done. I called again last week and they told me they would have somebody call me in arrange the appointment. They never called me back. Today I called again, again, again. This time I explained to the woman that I was waiting two months already and that I'm leaving soon. So she says how about February the 12th or the 15th. I said you don't understand. I'm leaving the country at the end of January. So then she says how about this Friday???I'm like WTF ??? Ok. So now I got to go to the pharmacy tomorrow and pick up the antifreeze that you drink for a Roto-Rooter procedure. Then I find out. I'm really not supposed to be eating anything today either. So my last meal was breakfast and some potato chips around the middle of the day. So, no food for me until after the procedure on Friday. Today is only Wednesday. I got to get it done though because I canceled the last one as I was getting ready to leave the country.