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This is a true story.
My dad's family lived around the Durham area in the north of England. Grandma's house had a community Outhouse across the road. One side for males and the other side for females.
There were no lights inside or outside but it had two holes on each seat. The lid would lift up so the guys could go pee.
Someone left the seat up. It was pitch black and my uncle Tom went to use the toilet and went to sit down and into the hole he went
After a few minutes Grandma asked my dad if he knew where Tom was and sent dad out to find him.
Dad said all he could hear was MOTHER!!!. Dad got a rope and pulled him out and dad said he stunk so had to hose him down