How old are you?

Speaking of servers, one of my favorite past times is tipping on the card, ill take the bill up to the counter (let's say it's $32.68) and they will ask ik I want to leave a tip on the card

So I say, sure, make it an even $40.00
They will stare at me for 30 seconds
Then stare at the register for another 90, and finally say, soooo $8.42 in tip ?


Nah, try again chuckles

Man, I learned how to count change back PDQ as a paperboy. I got 90 other mouth-breathing cheapskates to collect from!