How old are you?

diymirage said
Speaking of servers, one of my favorite past times is tipping on the card, ill take the bill up to the counter (let's say it's $32.68) and they will ask ik I want to leave a tip on the card

So I say, sure, make it an even $40.00
They will stare at me for 30 seconds
Then stare at the register for another 90, and finally say, soooo $8.42 in tip ?

Nah, try again chuckles

At least they got the 2 cents part right. Do you really want to have some fun? Some time when you are at a place like McDonalds (or any other place where you have a young cashier) wait for them to say, for instance, that will be $17.63. Then give them a $20 bill. After they have rung in $20 amount tendered, say, "Wait. Here is 13 cents." They will self implode.