So I bought a used truck recently, and on Wednesday I sent a cashier's check out to Portland, Oregon, from Minneapolis, via the USPS. Signature required, etc, etc.
USPS told me it would be there today, Saturday.
Just now the person waiting on the check called me; The check is in Hawaii!
So I checked the receipt, as well as the picture I took of the envelope (not my first rodeo with the USPS), and- Yup! Everything is perfect.
So I guess the USPS has found some magic wormhole that makes the distance between two places shorter by sending it thousands of miles out of the phuqiing way!
Wonder why postage fees are so high?
(shaking head)
You just can't make-up this ****.