Tracking USPS Signature Delivery mail- WTF???

All of our mail destined foe the next five surrounding cities, a total of about 15 miles radius now goes 65 miles to a regional sorting center, and then 40-80 miles back.

That's almost exactly what the tracking is telling me:

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So the "Regional Facility" for Portland, Oregon is in Honolulu, Hawaii? Seriously? Minneapolis to Portland....via Honolulu? Oh, yeah! That makes sense to me! :realcrazy:

Thankfully it still says that delivery is expected before 9:00 PM this evening, but neither me nor the seller are holding our breath on this one.