Tracking USPS Signature Delivery mail- WTF???

I recently purchased a small item from an ebay vendor, that i thought, figured, that it wouldn't take that long to get to me, in the Sacramento, CA. area.
It started out in Colorado, then went all the way up to Maine, then New Hampshire, then Massachusetts, then Connecticut, and after that it finally got going in the right direction, heading west, out to me here in Commiefornia.
Glad that i wasn't in a big hurry, to get it.
Took forever to get here.