Give me an education about this "PIRATE SHIP" method that has been discussed here.

I don't see why that wouldn't work. You'd just have to drill it into the sellers head that the dimensions of the boxes and weight be what the label was purchased for. I shipped those 4" brakes I asked you about thru Pirates for half what UPS and USPS wanted. I made my own boxes, and just made dang sure they were the same size because I needed 2 labels.