busted my *** ......

Don't feel too bad about yourself! I'm 45, and fell on my *** the other day getting out of my truck. I guess my left boot had some snow on it or was wet, and when it hit the smooth concrete in my garage, i did the splits with my right leg still on the floorboard of the truck, and my left leg on the concrete. My head hit a metal support pole next to the vehicle in the garage(under our house), and I think I ripped up my right shoulder trying to stop the slow-motion train wreck from happening. My Coon hound just stood there and watched. He was no help at all!!

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