Good sir, kindly refrain from being so glib in addressing me. You know not of me or my standing and a sobriquet is not only insulting but low class.
I assure you that i am of good health and sound mind and i find it discourteous for you to suggest otherwise. While i may not speak the queen's english, only a clodpoll would find hard to decipher the message i put forth. With strenuous focus and mighty will you may come to understand the text, although you may find the effort exhausting and out of reach; an intellectual zenith, if you will.