Reminds me of the time I talked to a family that had just bought their daughter one of those 13 second Neon RTs.
I was talking to them because she had parked it but left it in neutral, and it was slowly rolling across the Home Depot parking lot while they were walking away from it.
OTOH, I survived the years of $500 muscle cars in the late 70s. Sometimes I'm not sure how, but I did.