Bumper stickers

Septic companies have great slogans...
"We're number 1 in the number 2 business!"
"Ace Septic Service - Because a straight flush always beats a full house!"
I seen one back in the old country which read "wat wij vervoeren is waar flikkers graag in roeren"

Roughly translated "what we haul is what faggots like to stir"