Bumper stickers

My Dad had a Chevrolet 3/4 ton camper special with the 454 in it. He pulled a 32' Prowler 5 th wheel it had the 2 factory 26 gallon fuel tanks and a 110 gallon tank in the box on the bumper he painted . Most people want their vehicle to stop smoking mine can smoke If it wants I want it to stop Drinking. The guy At the fuel stop would get All excited to see him pull in