The mystery of the missing oil?

? I will get under but like.... You understand if it was leaky, it would be on the tray?

"what if it only leaks going down the road"

And what if the tooth fairy is stealing it??

I've had more than one car that would do just that, no tooth fairy involved.
It would spill when turning left/right. No smoke, no drips, but half a quart each way to town (20 miles or so). Only found it when I got under it and saw a wet spot and trail under the car from after it would gush and blow away as I went down the road.

Or, ya know, do all the hard stuff first?