I go in for tire repair and the man asks about my windshield wipers....?

A Tx state vehicle inspection is all about the garage and Tx its part of $8 annual fee. Yep check your lights and horn, OK so the wipers have to move. Go in there in a "modern" vehicle and they pay no attention, go in there in my 25 year old pickup and ALL eyes are on every damn thing. "Looks like that required mud flap (on a one ton) could be a little loose, wiper blade LOOKS old, one running light appears a little dim. Bird **** on your windshiled. F*** you YOU SOBs!!!!!!!
I hate to think this, or post it publicly, but based on the rotted-out, POS vehicles I see that are still being used around here, sometimes I wish we had vehicle safety inspections here in MN.