Last one to post in this thread wins!
This reminds me of when I see a girl with a facial piercing:
I ask the girl if she had a boyfriend hook her then throw her back. They usually say," No, Why?" I then ask her, "What's this?", pointing at her piercing in the same location on my face. Usually, the girls just smile. The last time I done it, a guy behind me busted up laughing.