that'll pretty much guarantee it'll slip right off. and probably at the best possible time too. like on 100+ degree day when you're running late to pick up your mother in law who already hates you, while making a left against traffic onto a frontage road that bad boy will let loose and slick down the rear tires and send ya nose first into the soft shoulder ditch in slow motion while you're all elbows at the wheel. so now you're stuck and none of them damn hillbillies with their raised pick-em-up trucks has a pull strap but they all stop to gawk at your car and tell you how their sisters boyfriends cousins best friend had one of them with a hemi and it was faster than polished steel, tell you what, and only Scooter Kenny with his big block Chevelle could run that thing, and everybody knows that old chevy could haul the mail. anyway, now you're super up about it because the tow truck keeps missing you, due to it being a frontage road and they think you're on the highway, and it's been like two hours and your phones dead so you just know by the time you drag this heap home that your mother in law is gonna hate you even more and you're gonna be in dutch with the old lady for sure and ain't no way you're gettin' laid in a month of sundays.
