Thinking of moving to Kentucky..

Waitresses in Cincinnati OH- "Hello, welcome to Denny's, may I take your order?"

Waitresses in Covington KY (just across the river)- "Ya'll wont grits with that, honey?"
I was in Columbus and I thought the locals were from a few states away. Nope, just down the road. Ohio has a lot more accents than I would have thought.