Thinking of moving to Kentucky..

Louisville is a very cool city with fun night life. Lots of loose women though.
I went to Fort Knox with a contingent of Naval Special Warfare types for inter-service operations training. We rolled up there in blacked out government SUV’s and would get to take them to L-ville on the weekends. Girls were just dripping!
That city and southern Indiana is rife with AIDS though. I’m married but the other fellas were really bummed.
As an Okie who moved back to Oklahoma from California, just tell everyone you’re from Nevada to avoid the hate.