My Luck

A group of women were golfing. A group of guys ahead of them were very slow. One of the women says she is teeing off with a man halfway down the fairway. I can't hit that far anyways she says. She tees off and hits the man. He goes down curled up with his hands between his knees. One of the women rushes over and says I can help I'm a professional. She slides her hands down his pants and gently massages his balls. She asks if he feels better, and he says yes but you hit me on my thumb. :lol: