Last one to post in this thread wins!

Could be worse, you could be an asshole but I think not.
When I was foreman I used to tell the new hires when I was orienting them for the job. I’m an asshole, they would look at me sheepishly and go to work. Couple weeks later they would say to me you’re not an asshole. I would say no you just haven’t tried me yet. Kept on their toes.