Last one to post in this thread wins!

So everything got dark this afternoon and solar lights came on but couldn't see bugger all.
Kids stayed home from school and people flocked to Niagara Falls for the big event and nothing could be seen because of the cloud cover.
I was watching The View at 11am and Whoopie said she heard a woman say "I have to go outside because The Lord is coming. And I bet she reproduces as well. What a dumbass!!! I shake my head!!
Anyway have a great evening guys