Pass the bourbon. I don’t know if I’ve ever dealt with as much pure stupidity in the military combined in my 19 years as I did in just the last two days.
Unit 1: Hey here’s an idea, let’s drive around closed shiny red gates and into the direct line of fire of 50 cals firing… gets chewed up over public radio and a huge investigation started.
Unit 2: hey, hold my beer, let’s drive into the impact range where mortars are landing… gets an even bigger *** chewing over the radio … investigation 2
Unit 3(f$$king jarheads): hey, hold our crayons, we couldn’t think of any better ideas so we’ll just drive onto the 50 cal range in a mini van and get shot at too…
Unit 4: hey, we can top all that, we’ll have our op4 conduct a raid inside contonement with blanks and arty simulators and trigger the active shooter alerts… locking down the fort.
And those were only the major incidents..
I give up. Can I retire NOW?!?!?
