Cheap 318 performance mods.

George Jets said
It's funny how there is an official 3>18 day (March 18th), but no 3>40 day.

Guess the Working Man's 318 won out...

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Step 1- find alternate calendar

Step 2- convince population of Earth to accept and use it.

See? A simple 2 step process and you've got what you want.