Solicitor repellant
My neighborhood has two entrances, both with signs stating "NO SOLICITORS." Of course that doesn't stop 'em, so I put up a sign on my door politely requesting privacy. They ignore it.
After growing tired of being nice and then not so nice, I needed a better plan. So, I bought a bear horn.
Yesterday evening I was able to test it out on some real life solicitors. Lemme tell ya, 115 decibels in yer face really gets your attention! They called me crazy and took a picture of me flipping them off. I don't think my friends will be coming back...
My neighborhood has two entrances, both with signs stating "NO SOLICITORS." Of course that doesn't stop 'em, so I put up a sign on my door politely requesting privacy. They ignore it.
After growing tired of being nice and then not so nice, I needed a better plan. So, I bought a bear horn.
Yesterday evening I was able to test it out on some real life solicitors. Lemme tell ya, 115 decibels in yer face really gets your attention! They called me crazy and took a picture of me flipping them off. I don't think my friends will be coming back...