Solicitor repellant

Invite them in, have them take a seat. Then pull the curtains down revealing a goat headed Pentastar and thank them for there self sacrifice to donate there blood and life to the lord Satan.

Tell them you’ll be right back with the ritual knifes and your friends will be over in about 5 minutes to properly remove your cloths to tie you down for the flesh burning ceremony. State with pride and glee, this will only take about 5 minutes.

Go to the closest and take out a black robe and dark hood although a horned headdress is a much better visual.

Ask them how long they were on the waiting list to be burned alive in honor of Satan. Also inquire if they did the proper paper work to have everything they own donated to the local Satanic church of Satan. Don’t forget to enquire about there children’s where about’s for proper collection into he sex slave trade. Mention that they bring good money returns in Iran.

Now do be reminded that the front door should be left open so there exit can be done in post haste if not in reckless abandonment.

Do so keep the horn in hand. The use of the horn should be done repeatedly after you state that the horn is part of the ritual in signaling and calling fellow worshippers of Satan and Satan himself.

Yell if not near scream the words “All hail, the blood sacrifice has arrived for the mighty, lord Satan!” This should be said several times as loud as possible. Do remember to smile with complete joy in your expression and thank him repeatedly for his blood and flesh sacrifice shake his hand hug him give him a kiss on the cheek or show him in with force sit him down and ask what he would like for his last drink on earth.

Enjoy your day. Purchase more horns!

PS, it never fails.