360 vs 383

360s are turds, 383s belong in scrap piles with 318s, so and so back in day lived by a drag strip, go punch some numbers in some app and see, then others say near stock 383s could run low 13s, and so and so doesn't know what they are talking about, mopars after 1970 were turds until gen 3 Hemis, 400s are off limits, etc etc etc ...
you forgot the whole: my sisters boyfriends best friends cousin had a [blank] that was the fastest thing in our podunk tri country area. weren't nobody cruzin' the DQ that ever beat him-- not even them light in the loafers city boys, big block or small block!

*spits*
*takes a pull on a half drunk warm schafer*
*pulls another drag on camel with 2" of ash*