You only live once, and Life is short, so when the urge strikes...

add some bleach just for xtra fun for the new neighbors..LOL
Oh, God! I just remembered...

Back in High School when I had my first '69 Mustang, I took some windshield washer squirters from an old Ford van (they stood "proud" of the sheetmetal about an inch or so), and I mounted them on the vertical sheetmetal lip formed by the inner and outer rear quarters, and aimed at the front of the rear tires. With a washer reservoir in the trunk filled with bleach, and a momentray button laying on the floor under the seat....

Even an 8" "one wheel wonder", and an anemic 289-2V, will spin them both if properly....uh....motivated!

Good times!