You only live once, and Life is short, so when the urge strikes...

We live in a tiny 600 population town with quite a few gearheads. The lady that owns the local watering hole has a large asphalt parking lot. She is up for anything that brings business to the small town bar. A few years ago we had a bleach burnout night which was tolerated for a while until the mayor got called. He is a cool guy but had to do his job. The next year I was leaving to meet up there in the daytime so the noise wouldn't be a problem and my wife caught me leaving with her laundry bleach...When it was all over with, I had to go to the store in a bigger town to buy my own...LOL
Liquid bleach as a budget item!

Great story, thanks!