You only live once, and Life is short, so when the urge strikes...

That's hilarious...as I have always wanted to do a similar thing. I thought I was the only idiot who would want do something so silly...

You're not alone!
With my old '69 340 Swinger I was very tempted to rig up something like that over the rear tires using the windshield washer foot-pump bellows...an on-demand burnout water box!