You only live once, and Life is short, so when the urge strikes...

Oh, God! I just remembered...

Back in High School when I had my first '69 Mustang, I took some windshield washer squirters from an old Ford van (they stood "proud" of the sheetmetal about an inch or so), and I mounted them on the vertical sheetmetal lip formed by the inner and outer rear quarters, and aimed at the front of the rear tires. With a washer reservoir in the trunk filled with bleach, and a momentray button laying on the floor under the seat....

Even an 8" "one wheel wonder", and an anemic 289-2V, will spin them both if properly....uh....motivated!

Good times!
My 68 Fairlane 500 with it's 2 bbl 289 was very good at the "one wheel" smokeshow, and I was never shy about lighting it up. Maybe that's why the transmission fried!