Electric guitar...

YY1 said
Look at pictures with dots on strings.

Put fingers where dots are.

Curse if necessary, depending on chord complexity and muscle tone.

Repeat.

Try to change chord, move, slide, etc.

Repeat cursing if necessary.

Shake cramp out of hand if necessary.

Im having a bear of a time keeping my manly sized fingers off of the surrounding strings

Hows this for crazy?
Remember i finally broke down and bought and me an actual lefthanded guitar and started to learn

Printed off a chord sheet, studied it and just didnt make sense to me

I even drew a line on the sheet to see which string is the chunker one, and which one is the anorexic one

Still didnt make sense to me...then i thought to look up lefthanded chords

At least now it makes sense...but i still cant play it