And go....

Hey... I put ketchup, mustard, sauerkraut and relish on my hot-dogs and brats.
I mean real mustard, not the yellow crap and real dill relish, not the sweet kind.
But then again I'm a complicated, stubborn, messed up individual with a mean-streak according to my wife. Except when I'm drunk, my wife claims I become a total sweetheart that likes to clean...
Weird, well I don't remember and things got a bit fuzzy after a few beers, few shots of rum, schnapps & bourbon during a Christmas party. She claims to have a video of me and that she refuses to show me or delete it... "sigh"