Stop in for a cup of coffee

Sublime one said
A military thread that I follow on occasion has a contest going right now asking for quotes you would never hear a Marine say. It is absolutely hilarious. The one I submitted has generated more than a few responses.
“When it is time for me to reenlist, I am going to switch and go Navy”
Some of the responses are very witty and laugh out loud funny.

I was on a amphib and at sea we usually had a large number of marines on board. Felt sorry for them nothing at all to do and crammed into troops berthing's that was crowded. We used to mess with them when we could. One guy put a engraved plaque on a door by the mess decks saying Ice cream shop then a hand written note saying opens at 12 today. Pretty funny prob 300 lined up waiting for it to open for a hour or so!