Stop in for a cup of coffee

Anyone else's wife take forever to get out of the house lol!
Every time I throw mine out of the house she is like a boomerang and comes back in! Hah!

Disclaimer; this is a macho bravado post, simply posturing for my peer group. Cheryl (Zmans wife) if you are reading this you know darn sure it ain’t true! Show me a man that can throw a crazy redhead out of a house and I will show you man that changes clothes in a phone booth!