Last one to post in this thread wins!

Well guys I am finally done with being the nice guy. After renting to the old lady’s almost 40 year old son for 7 years at 500 a month for a 3 bedroom house and 2 car garage I filled at the court to evict him and his family. He has trashed the place and I am done being used. My old lady has threatened to leave. My response is we are not married paper or plastic ?
Sounds a lot like my first wife and her kids.