Keeping it real.
I'm from NJ too. North Jersey. We tell it as it is.
On the other side of Madison I was going to buy a coffee and some fries at the McD's I stopped at to use the head. I figure its only fair to throw 'em some business for using the restroom. There's no fricken cashier! 5 or 6 people standing around using or waiting to use a giant screen. F- that!
Think the last time I had a fast food burger was 1998 - a Wendy's. Hopefully never again.