Last one to post in this thread wins!

Back in the day, and I’m old enough to use that phrase, one of my mechanic buddies was bragging how he could diagnose anything. So I drew a pencil line from the coil pole in the distributor cap to distributor frame. Black cap unless you tilted the cap in the light you couldn’t see it. Was a fun gag.
We did that to our auto shop teachers brand new 65 Mustang convertible.
According to him it was god's gift to the world. We got a class detention so I guess he didn't find it funny