Stop in for a cup of coffee

I have a so called friend that doesn't know which end of the hammer to hold. I do have to hand it to him he has desire. But if I show him and explain the idea of a handle he argues that it can be held with a better grip by gripping the head. And he calls all the time!
haha yeah, i have known this guy like 27 years now.. we used to hang out all the time, helped build his house and ****.. we don't talk much anymore, he HATES mopars.. meh... starting to think he got me this 4.57 pig just to derail my build... which it did well :)