Stop in for a cup of coffee

Ray I drove semi for 3 years delivering organic and fake meat to 500 costumers on my route from Oregon to Minnesota. Long story short I'd be eating a tweaky sipping on coffee and smoking a cigarette offloading organic food to costumers once a month.
I got nothing but **** from all the women telling me I was a heathen from eating devils' food and smoking fire from hell. And they we're getting holy water blessed by a Rabi!
Now that's funny.