Why are classic 4 door sedans "disliked"?

I drive it! 4 doors and a ****-ton of power

I would be ok walking up to this:

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Can't stomach walking up to this:

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But from the drivers seat, I suspect I would be ok with either.

I've heard that if you don't stop and look back, you are driving the wrong car. I couldn't stop and look back at the Porsche. I could stop and look back at the above A-Body and some other mordoor Mopars I have seen. Not all, but some.

I obviously have a bias against the Panamera.