The thrill is gone?

And the tow truck driver disconnected the trans linkage on that 21 f150 because it wouldn't come out of park even with the key, so he could load the thing. and when he went to tilt the rollback, the freaking POS put itself back in park with the front wheels still 2 feet from being off the tow truck. I had to jack up the rear end with a floor jack to push it in a stall like a car I don't have keys for .. I reconnected the cable at the trans and again it won't come out of park...
I've known this tow truck guy for 30+ years, he's been towing long before that and has never seen anything like it. And yes the battery is fully charged and tests good ..