Deep staging, my left foot. I know a few people in their 70's and most of 'em can't go 0.002 seconds without falling asleep. Hell, 99.99% of the population can't hit a reaction time close to anything required for that level of competition. The closest I ever got to a reaction time like that was the first time I got laid.
I just hope the hospital isn't dumb enough to put him in a wheelchair. I can already see where that's headed.