Last one to post in this thread wins!

My shop was directly across for a car wash. Some guy came into the car wash with a bad hangover and drove right into the brushes and smashed the windshield and the arm in the car wash.
He drove across the road and into the shop and opened the door and a flood came out of the car.
'We were pissing ourselves laughing but funnily enough he wasn't.
Dumb bastard had to pay for the repairs to the car wash and missed business.
Then one winter a guy drives in on a Sat with his windshield busted all to hell.
He came out of the bar and his windshield was covered in ice and not having a scraper proceeded to break the ice with his shovel.
And some of these people reproduce.