Stop in for a cup of coffee

So question men. If you wanted to install a aftermarket trans cooler, where would you locate it? And don't say in front of the radiator....that is obvious....Best idea to get heat away from trans and engine.....I know options are very limited....
Tim, You could locate it under the car near the transmission, Put it in a flat position, It will still catch air there and help cool the transmission. JMO..