is the new donkey more handsome than the old donkey?
(asking for a friend)
and what are you going to do with the old donkey?
(asking for a different friend)
I was at a wedding in Phoenix and there was a Wedding Donkey. It has custom cooler/saddlebags with cold Mexican and Domestics and a dude in a sombrero was walking it around the reception.
Apparently, beer burro's are a huge hit at parties.