Stop in for a cup of coffee

I went to a truckin' friend of mine's Christmas party long ago. In his yard with all his trucks around. Pretty big crowd too. They got the oak fired BBQ pit goin' and it had that tantalizing aroma they got goin' on :D . "So what are we havin'?" "Pedophile Pig." was his response. :wtf: Turns out he was heading up to the local National Forest to try out a pistol he had just bought. The road to that part of the forest passed right by Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's Ranch :eek:. In the road right in front of the main gate to the place they come upon a big wild boar. Out come the new S&W and into the back of the pickup went the hog :lol: