Got zapped by my Engine !

Zapped so many times I lost count, from as mild as the tingling bite on My fingers & the sweaty arm that touched the Batt.+ taking the lines of the master cyl., to all kinds of ignitions. But I'll never forget My 1st jolt, I was a wee lad in the fluffy 'before-disposable-diapers-were-a-thing' cotton diaper held together with 2 safety pins...well, I took the right safety pin out, looking at the wall outlet I thought "this looks like it'll go right in there", yeah...it did.....BAM!!!! Oh I was shocked alright, then I cried a little, lololol...