Cheap *** headers at it again!!

So, I musta missed it. So Dan bought a minivan. Is that the best that he can? Did he meet a boyfriend named Stan? I wonder if that was the plan? Will one of them dress up like Mary Ann? Will they have breakfast of bran? And maybe desert of flan? Maybe they both chew Red Man. In Dan's minivan while eating breakfast of flan with one dressed up like Mary Ann.