F**K YOU TAIWANESE/CHINESE MADE JUNK

Let's say you go to a restaurant that is having a special of 5 dollars for any meal. You buy the biggest steak meal they have and is smells and tastes terrible. You got all that food for cheap, why you not happy?
No, this is more like the time I was in that lil diner in russleville KY (Mas kitchen maybe, i dont recall) and they had the 12 Oz steak on special

I ordered it and 15 minutes later the waitress came out with a her southern drawl said "I'm sorry hun, but we was all out of 12s, so I fried you up two 8s"

I didn't complain, I simply said "thank you ma'am" and set out to eat those two eight ounce country fried steaks
And the gravy
And the cornbread
And the potatoes
And the collared greens (did I mention this was in Kentucky?)

It was more like that...right down to the tummy ache I got from overeating

But I didn't complain

Shoot, I tried to go back there last time I passed through KY, but it had long since been gone